The Overthrow Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ref: "Number Tagovailoa, that's a flag." Tagovailoa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.