The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Tagovailoa will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.