The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.