The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Tagovailoa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tagovailoa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.