The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- The broadcast shows Tagovailoa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tagovailoa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.