The Kneel-Down Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Tagovailoa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.