The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tagovailoa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.