The Pick-Six Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Tagovailoa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tagovailoa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.