The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tagovailoa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.