The Sack Spiral Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The play clock hits zero on Tagovailoa four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tagovailoa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.