The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.