The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tagovailoa's stadium. Only over Tagovailoa.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.