The Checkdown Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Ref: "Number Tagovailoa, that's a flag." Tagovailoa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tagovailoa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tagovailoa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.