The Checkdown Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Tagovailoa, the end zone is a rumor.
87%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tagovailoa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.