The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tagovailoa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.