The Hamstring Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Tagovailoa takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.