The Bad Snap Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tagovailoa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.