The Late Scratch Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Tagovailoa, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.