The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Tagovailoa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tagovailoa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.