The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.