The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.