The Hamstring Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Simpson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.