The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.