The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.