The Phantom Flag Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- The broadcast shows Simpson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Simpson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.