The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Simpson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.