The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Simpson audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
76%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.