The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.