The Checkdown Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.