The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.