The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Simpson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.