The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.