The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Garbage time arrives early for Simpson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.