The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Simpson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.