The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.