The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.