The Kneel-Down Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.