The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Garbage time arrives early for Simpson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.