The Hamstring Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Simpson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.