The Hamstring Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.