The Hamstring Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Simpson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.