The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
- Simpson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.