The Sack Spiral Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Kyren Williams
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.