The Late Scratch Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Simpson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.