The Checkdown Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.