The Checkdown Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Every deep ball Simpson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.