The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.