The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Simpson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.