The Late Scratch Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- The broadcast shows Simpson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.