The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.